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celestialsweet:

i hope someone has a secret crush on me. at least a little tiny one.like a baby sprout one…like a little drop maybe,a little syrupy drop of crushy crush baby love nectar

(via stopitcalum)

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outrunmyself:

ultrafacts:

panichristie:

erisdogwood:

ultrafacts:

chocolatesprinklesroyale:

ultrafacts:

Source More Facts

Guards: Oh no. Wait. Stop. No. Don’t steal those. Get back here, you criminal. (Pfft! Can’t believe they’re falling for it!)

I read that in a sarcastic voice





stop

why is this so funny?

outrunmyself:

ultrafacts:

panichristie:

erisdogwood:

ultrafacts:

chocolatesprinklesroyale:

ultrafacts:

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Guards: Oh no. Wait. Stop. No. Don’t steal those. Get back here, you criminal. (Pfft! Can’t believe they’re falling for it!)

I read that in a sarcastic voice

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stop

why is this so funny?

(via fandomdoctor221b)

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4 hours ago

momazhari:

burn-down-the-world:

This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

I’M STILL LAUGHING.

I will never not reblog this.

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Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg

(via calumftluke)

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18 hours ago

nebularum:

i have a secret dream to one day unapologetically punch someone hard in the face.

(via lucastimelow)

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18 hours ago

queen-elsa-of-pokemon:

reluctantisthehero:

Stop. Read this.

That shirt looks great on you.

I like it when you smile

I care about you.

It’s gonna be okay.

I’m so happy you’re alive.

Stay strong, everyone.

This needs to be on everyone’s dash

(via lucastimelow)

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18 hours ago

Star Signs

Aries:says weird shit but makes you laugh soemhow
Taurus:makes posts on fb that make them seem like an old person
Gemini:way too excited abt everything
Cancer:acts like tough shit but they rly a kitten w/ insecurities
Leo:everyone loves them
Virgo:loves puns (new years sex)
Libra:cutie with a booty
Scorpio:attention seeking loser
Sagittarius:hottie that makes gr9 jokes
Capricorn:thinks they know everything
Aquarius:blackmails everyone
Pisces:overly friendly
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